posted on Jul 24 from caramelfreddos © nwtsfw with 41,592 notes

nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.


posted on Jul 24 from cassismyangel © aobadatsgay with 10,638 notes
realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing


posted on Jul 24 from madsmikkelsass © brokegifs with 19,846 notes

sarahnitson:

typac:

typac:

ashley tisdale and seth rogen in donnie darko is so funny they are like 12

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aren’t you forgetting someone

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posted on Jul 24 from codependent-hunters-221b © typac with 59,794 notes

posted on Jul 24 from sun-patrol © bricesander with 203,085 notes

posted on Jul 24 from sweetririfan © wheniwasyourman with 212,927 notes

josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun


posted on Jul 24 from nollag © manhatingbabyeater with 66,835 notes

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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posted on Jul 24 from gayeskimos © c0caino with 426,293 notes

posted on Jul 24 from rayspizzaofficial © burgertv with 4,366 notes

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image


posted on Jul 24 from benjenstark © kingsleyyy with 86,067 notes
bellinitini:

nothin gay ‘bout two gals gettin married

thumb pea ‘ed

bellinitini:

nothin gay ‘bout two gals gettin married

thumb pea ‘ed


posted on Jul 24 from bellinitini with 2 notes
tagged: #chippy

angry-lady:

when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

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posted on Jul 24 from gayeskimos © angry-lady with 116,629 notes

dear gays

mindfang:

if jesus was here,right now what would he say? well He would probably say “why do i look so white in all these paintings” but,


posted on Jul 24 from bdsmom © mindfang with 113,896 notes
redclaysweetie:

bruh

redclaysweetie:

bruh


posted on Jul 24 from bdsmom © skressed with 59,216 notes