don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.
the only sport you’ll see me playing
ashley tisdale and seth rogen in donnie darko is so funny they are like 12
aren’t you forgetting someone
loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money
isn’t capitalism fun
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
nothin gay ‘bout two gals gettin married
thumb pea ‘ed
when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something
if jesus was here,right now what would he say? well He would probably say “why do i look so white in all these paintings” but,