trinketbaby:

More photos from Corgi Beach Day: rhysthecorgi, omelettethecorgi, Arya, m-coco-m, gatsbyadventures, and Trinket.


posted on Oct 21 from gayasfrick0 © trinketbaby with 953 notes

posted on Oct 21 from lolheyitskita © poryqon with 38,029 notes

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you


posted on Oct 21 from thewelshfangirl with 142,242 notes
mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
Weird right?
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.

So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.

Weird right?

I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.

After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.

She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 

This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.

Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.


posted on Oct 21 from psychopathiccheesecake © mrscarstairs with 176,972 notes

kuzco2000:

onlylolgifs:

Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment

mickey’s dick smasher is here


posted on Oct 21 from sadcorndog © lolgifs.net with 116,508 notes

posted on Oct 21 from whyhellomymunchkins © bricesander with 23,411 notes

posted on Oct 20 from brickbibrick © princess-fellatio with 66,110 notes

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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posted on Oct 20 from t-total-enough © notenoughsockmonkeys with 111,417 notes

posted on Oct 20 from bdsmom © railroadsoftware with 158,425 notes

susemoji:

this is the saddest scene in this movie


posted on Oct 20 from cariecamentoo © emstonesdaily with 404,049 notes

captain-baralimar:

minishcap:

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who is she


posted on Oct 20 from j4pseye © minishcap with 11,916 notes

earthdad:

the rise and fall


posted on Oct 19 from cassismyangel © earthdad with 111,011 notes
brooke-worm:

The only group selfie that matters.

brooke-worm:

The only group selfie that matters.


posted on Oct 19 from congrats-youre-alive © asifthisisme with 25,780 notes

posted on Oct 19 from rainypunk © goatdick with 13,535 notes

posted on Oct 19 from sleepthroughthealarm © justagirlnamedkayla with 272 notes