posted on Jul 31 from alupigus-go © thehorsetornado with 341,182 notes

posted on Jul 31 from bellamyblarke © *** with 38,497 notes


i literally cannot take people over 30 anymore thinking technology is “sucking the magic out of life” listen grandma i can look up how to say anything in any language in under a second i can see my best friend face to face in real time even though she lives across an ocean i could spend the rest of my life watching different videos of cats and probably never see the same one twice if thats not magical to you WHAT IS  

posted on Jul 31 from thequirkycompanion © averagefairy with 109,564 notes




I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?


posted on Jul 31 from ihopetheyhavepudding © slutdust with 145,139 notes

posted on Jul 31 from l-aughterr © latenightseth with 111,364 notes


apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so


posted on Jul 31 from sadcorndog © heathicorn with 117,037 notes


old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources


A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

posted on Jul 31 from bellinitini © harryedward with 33,414 notes


I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

posted on Jul 31 from fab-vag © burgrs with 186,948 notes

posted on Jul 31 from damnwhyamisoawkward © lawebloca with 4,483 notes

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posted on Jul 31 from showmeyourmovez © makemelaughblog with 86,636 notes


you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

posted on Jul 30 from canihaveyourpizza © titytwochainz with 98,346 notes




Some people think the the British obsession with tea is a false stereotype but let me tell you that one time my mum and I had a massive argument and she made me some tea as a peace offering and I poured it down the sink and made my own cup


sounds more like the american revolution if you ask me

posted on Jul 30 from detectiveofmiddleearth © wsswatson with 213,857 notes

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