i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
things that make me laugh harder than they should:
gifs made with terrible stationary parts
dont tell me how to live my life
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing
@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way*